Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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