Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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