question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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