don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
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He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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