whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I CAN MOONWALK!
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Randomize
