K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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