Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
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The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Vodka?
Forever.
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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