I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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