I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
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I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
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I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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