i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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