i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
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dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
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She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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