Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
