does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
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Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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