Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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