he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
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My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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