Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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