My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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