Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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