have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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