It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
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She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
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It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
How naked do you want me to be?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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