u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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