high people should be assigned attendants
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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