So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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