How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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