Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
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is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
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My vagina is very pro this idea
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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