I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
