too bad you live with your parents still
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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