Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
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I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit