my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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