Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
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i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
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I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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