idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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