They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
25 People Confess The Most Shocking Things They’ve Ever Seen In Public
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
23 People Confess Why They Don’t Talk To Their Best Friend Anymore
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.