Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
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Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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