I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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