Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
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I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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