Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
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I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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