That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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