Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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