Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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