my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
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YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
as a side note pls kill me
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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