Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My dick has a subreddit
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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