We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Welp...herpes.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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