It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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