If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
now i know why i became what i already was.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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