have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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