im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
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I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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