It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
NoShamevember. You game?
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Your penis caused this!
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
