Kareoke will never be a sober sport
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
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I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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