Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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