SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
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Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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