thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
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it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
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He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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