So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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