i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I need help removing her.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
