ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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