Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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