i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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