glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
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It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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