if i died would you start the facebook group?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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